Saturday, 31 December 2011

Hal-hal yang diparodikan dalam GTA


Anda pasti tau game Grand Theft Auto, game buatan Rockstar yang terkenal diseluruh dunia, game yang disesuaikan dengan kehidupan nyata ini ternyata juga membuat parodi dari minuman, acara tv, hingga tempat tempat tertentu. Berikut hal-hal yang diparodikan oleh Rockstar yang ada didalam GTA


1. Sprunk (dari minuman Sprite)
Sepertinya sudah jelas, dari nama dan logonya saja sudah mencerminkan bahwa produk ini adalah plesetan dari sprite. Bisa ditemukan dari GTA Vice City hingga GTA IV, dimana sprunk sudah bisa dibeli (untuk menambah energi/health) sejak GTA San Andreas dan GTA IV di mesin minuman dan toko kecil di pinggir jalan. Sprunk memiliki slogan "The Essence of Life". Sprunk juga merupakan bahasa slang dari semen (cairan sperma). Sprunk menjadi tema hp dan PDA di GTA IV dan Chinatown Wars. Perlu diketahui bahwa gelembung yang ada di logo Sprunk membentuk sel sperma.


2. Burger Shot (dari Burger King)]
Burger Shot adalah versi "sadis" dari Burger King yang berslogan "Kill your hunger!". Burger Shot pertama kali muncul pada Noth Point Mall di GTA Vice City, kemudian berlanjut ke GTA San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, GTA IV, dan Chinatown Wars. Di GTA San andreas, jika masuk ke dalam Burger Shot, kita bisa memesan berbagai macam makanan, yaitu Moo Kids Meal, Beef Tower, Meat Stack Meal dan Salad Meal. Jika di GTA IV kita bisa membeli burger "Bleeder" seharga $1. Burger Shot juga menjadi tema HP yang bisa didownload di GTA IV.


3. Statue of Happiness GTA IV (dari Statue of Liberty)
Ini adalah versi parodi dari patung Liberty dimana patung ini adalah patung dari seorang wanita yang berumur sekitar 30an sambil memegang segelas kopi dengan wajah yang tersenyum. Bila diucapkan dengan cepat patung ini akan terbaca "Statue of P*n*s". Patung ini terletak di Happiness Island yang hanya bisa diakses dengan menggunakan helikopter atau kapal. Didalam game, patung ini menghadap ke utara dimana patung Liberty menghadap ke selatan. Perlu diketahui jika bisa masuk kedalam patung ini terdapat jantung yang berdetak yang merupakan Easter Egg dalam game tersebut.






4. Fruit (dari perusahaan Apple)
Fruit adalah perusahaan komputer, handphone dan software di GTA Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, dan GTA IV. Kehadirannya pada Liberty City Stories yaitu adanya software bernama FruitOS, yang pemakainya disebut Fruits, dan rivalnya dari TOS yang pemakainya disebut Tossers, mengacu pada persaingan antara Windows dengan Mac. Pada Vice City Stories muncul sebagai kompuer bernama Fruit LC, sebagai plesetan dari  Apple Macintosh LC. Sedangkan di GTA IV muncul dalam berbagai produk, seperti Fruit Cocoon (parodi dari Mac Mini), dan iFruit Phone (parody dari iPhone). Didalam Chinatown Wars Pemain juga akan mendapatkan laptop Fruit (pink versi DS dan hitam versi PSP).


5. Weazel News GTA IV (dari acara Fox News)
Weazel News adalah jaringan berita yang melaporkan kejadian yang berkaitan dengan jalannya cerita. Pemain bisa mendengarkannya di radio, televisi, dan membuka situsnya di internet (internet dalam gta)










6. GetaLife Building (dari MetLife Building)
GetaLife adalah bangunan pencakar langit yang dibangun pada tahun 1962 dan berdiri di ketinggian 808 kaki. Terletak di Easton, Algonquin, diantara Jade Street dan Iron Street, di Columbus Ave. Tepat didepan Grand Easton Terminal. Gedung ini sepertinya menjadi pesan dari Rockstar kepada orang yang terlalu banyak bermain video game (dari nama gedung, Get a Life)




Udah segitu aja yang bisa ane dapet. oiya kalau mau tau lebih banyak bisa lihat di SUMBER

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Tupac Amaru Shakur's Quotes


"The people made me from the littlest crack head to the biggest baller so if iam bad its because of the bay and if iam good its because of the bay"


"I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart, I believe what I'm doing... is right. So I feel like I 'm going to heaven. I think heaven is just when you sleep, you sleep with a good conscience, you don't have nightmares. Hell is when you sleep, the last thing you see is all the f*cked up things you did in your life and you just see it over and over again, cause you don't burn. If that's the case, it's hell on earth cause bullets burn."


"Only God can judge me."


"Hell, no. There's nobody in the business strong enough to scare me." (When asked whether he went to Death Row Records for protection.)


"I'm tired of being a nice guy, i've been poor all my life, but don't know quite why, so they label me a lunatic, could care less death or success, is what I quest cause i'm fearless."


"We talk a lot about Malcom X and Martin Luther King JR, but It's time to be like them, as strong as them. They were mortal men like us and everyone of us can be like them. I don't want to be a role model. I just want to be someone who says, this is who i am, this is what i do. I say what's on my mind."


"As far as jealousy, being a celebrity,


No matter who committed the crime, they all yell at me. And the media is greedier than most. You could sell em your soul and they'll be on ya till a nigga's a ghost.


And everyday I read the paper, there's another lie. They show my picture for the crimes of another guy."


"Well, the first two days in prison, I had to go through what life is like when you've been smoking weed for as long as I have and then you stop. Emotionally, it was like I didn't know myself."


"I feel like Black Jesus got his hands on me and guides me through life to put me where I'm supposed to be..."


"Life's a wheel of fortune and it's my chance to spin it."


"I thought i had friends but in the end n*iggaz dies lonely."


"In my death, people will understand what I was talking about."


"Now the whole worlds callin me a killer all I ever did was try to reach the kids with the realer."


"How can I survive? Got me askin white Jesus will a nigga live or die, cause the Lord can't see us in the deep dark clouds of the projects, ain't no sunshine No sunny days and we only play sometimes."


"I am societies child, this is how they made me, and now im sayin what's on my mind and they dont want that. This is what you made me America."


"Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."


"My only fear of death is comin back reincarnated."


"I'm 100 percent original, and that's what got me here. My rap music is more understandable, slower. It tells a story. You can write a book on each of my thoughts."


"It always happens, all the n*ggaz that change the world die, they dont get to die like regular people, they die violently."


"If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So way is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that."


"You gotta make a change. Its time for us as a people to start making some changes, lets change the way we eat, lets change the way we live, and lets change the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn't working so its on US, to do what we gotta do to survive."


"I am societies child, this is how they made me, and now im sayin what's on my mind and they dont want that. This is what you made me America."


"Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. I`m not the thief who grabs your purse.I`m not the guy who jacks your car. I`m not down with the people who steal and hurt others. I`m just a brother who fight back."


"The american dream wasn't meant for me, cause lady liberty's a hypocrite she lied to me, promised me freedom, education, and equality never gave me nothing but slavery but now look at how dangerous you made me callin me a mad man because im strong and bold."


"Everybody's at war with different things...I'm at war with my own heart sometimes".


"They got money for wars but they can't feed the poor."


"The only thing America respects is power and power concedes nothing. After the LA Riots, they tried to calm us down and nothing changed since."


"I truly believe I've been blessed by God, and God walks with me."


"Though are hands are chained like they are, they haven't taken music from us yet. So that's how I'll fight. People tell me don't quit like everyone else. I wont have no fear."


"When I die and they come for me bury me a g."


"If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."


"Life's a wheel of fortune and it's my chance to spin it."


"Though it seems heaven sent we ain't ready to have a black preident."
"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams."


"I didn't introduce thug life to America. Thug life is America. I don't get why the whole world is fearing me. I am scared, but so are they. It's like I am having a panic attack cause I have 15,000 people wanting to do what I want, listing to everthing I say."


"I feel like role models today are not meant to be put on a pedestal. But more like angels with broken wings"


"One day I'm gonna bust, blow up on this society, why did you lie to me, I couldn't find a trace of humanity."


"There's gonna be some stuff u gonna see that's gonna make it hard To smile in the future, but through whatever you see, Through all the rain and all the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullsh*t."


"I am crazy, but you know what else: I don't give a fuck."


"My Mama used to tell me if u can't find somethin to live for, you best find somethin to die for"


"And the raps that I'm rappin to my community shouldn't be filled with rage? They shouldn't be filled with same attrocities that they gave me? The media they don't talk about it, so in my raps I have to talk about it, and it seems foreign because there's no one else talking about it."


"Biggie is not a playa. He's never been. He's never had bitches until he got some fuckin' money. That's a trick-that's not a playa."


"Let the Lord judge the criminals."


"I said it in the beginning. That I was gonna take them niggaz out the game and sure enough I will. Already people can't look at Biggie and not laugh."


"Stole my lyrics. I stole his bitch. Took my rhymes. I took his wife. If he talk all that shit about being a playa and I got his wife two days after I got outta jail- imagine that gangsta shit he's talking, imagine how plastic that shit is."


"Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes that I used to know, from way before Kiss me from my head to my toe
Gimme a paper and pen so I can write about my life of sin, Couple bottles of gin, in case I don't get in..."


"Dangerous and ambitious while schemin' on gettin' riches. I'm spittin' at tricks cuz I'm addicted to pretty bitches. Currency motivated, not easily terminated,
Now that we made it, my niggaz can never be faded. This is my prophecy, I gotta be paid
All you cowards that try to stop me is beggin' for early graves I thought we was cool I was a fool. Thinkin' you could be true, when I don't fuck with your punk crew."


"My music is not for everyone. It's only for the stong-willed, the [street] soldiers music. It's not like party music- I mean, you could gig to it, but it's spiritual. My musi is spiritual. It's like Negro spiituals, except for the fact that I'm not saying 'We shall Overcome.' I'm saying that we are overcome."


"I'm not the king. I'm not the teacher or nothing like that, but I feel like I don't have no peers. l've been out les than a year, convicted of allegations that usually end niggas careers. Shot five times in the nuts and the head. I came out and in less than a fuckin' year and outsold Biggie almost three times. I sold more records than his whole fuckin' label."


"To me, it really troubling because I took ouver at that's successful- Marky Mark, Hammer, Vanilla Ice, New Kids On The Block selling twenty-two million copies, and I want that so badly, but I can't do that. I would be wrong to do that, knowing what I know and having the brain that I have, for me to even go and write some simple shit would be wrong even though I would get paid and I would get more people's money. I would rather leave something so that when people pick up 2pacalypse Now or any of my other albums in 1999, they'll go, Damn! Brothers had it hard back in the day, but brother were working it out."


"The real tragedy is that there are some ignorant brothers out here. That's why I'm not on this all-White or all Black shit. I'm on this all-real or all fake shit with people, whatever color you are. Because niggaz will do you. I mean, there's some [foul] niggaz out there [in the streets]; the same niggaz that did Malcolm X, the same niggaz that did Jesus Christ- every brother ain't a brother. They will do you. So just because it's Black, don't mean it's cool. And just because it's White don't mean it's evil."


"I remember crying all the time. My major thing growing up was I couldn't fit in. Because I was from everywhere, I didn't have no buddies that I grew up with...Every time I had to go to a new apartment, I had to reinvent myself, myself. People think just because you born in the ghetto you gonna fit in. A little twist in your life and you don't fit in no matter what. If they push you out of the hood and the White people's world, that's criminal...Hell, I felt like my could be destroyed at any moment."


"Gangsta Rap is dead. I've moved on."


"If you know in this hotel room they have food every day and I knock on the door. Every day they open tha door to let me see tha party, let me see that they throwin' salami, throwin' food around telling me there's no food. Every day. I'm standing outside tryin to sing my way in- "We are weak, please let us in. We're week, please let us in." After about a week tha song is gonna change to, "We're hungry, we need some food." After two, three weeks it's like "Give me some of tha food! I'm breakin down tha door." After a year it's like, "I'm pickin' the lock, comin' through the door blastin." It's like, "I'm hungry."


You reached your level, you don't want any more. We asked ten years ago, we were askin' with the Panthers, we were askin' in the Civil Rights Movement. Now those who were askin' are all dead or in jail, wo what are we gonna do? And we shouldn't be angry!?"


"I smoke blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high I'd probably blow my brains out."


"If we really are saying that rap is an art form, then we got to be more responsible for our lyrics. If you see everybody dying because of what you are saying, it dont matter that you didnt make them die, it just matters that you didnt save them."


"I don't see why everybody feel as thou that they gotta tell me how to live my life (you know), Let me live baby, Let me live."


'Cause if God wrote the Bible, I'm sure there would have been a revised copy
by now. 'Cause a lot of shit has changed. I've been looking for this revised copy.
I still see that same old copy that we had from then. I'm not disrespecting anyone's religion, please forgive me if it comes off that way, I'm just stating my opinion."


"This is my prophecy, I gotta be paid, All you cowards that try to stop me is beggin' for early graves, I thought we was cool I was a fool, Thinkin' you could be true, when I don't fuck with your punk crew."




R.I.P Tupac Amaru Shakur (June 16, 1971 - September 13 1996)

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Justin Bieber Mokad di Saints Row 2

Belieber (atau apalah) gak disarankan buat liat ini :D

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Sejarah Singkat Kaskus


Kaskus adalah situs forum komunitas maya terbesar Indonesia. Kaskus lahir pada tanggal 6 November 1999 oleh tiga pemuda asal Indonesia yang sedang melanjutkan studi di Seattle, Amerika Serikat. Mulanya Kaskus yang dikembangkan oleh Andrew, Ronald, dan Budi ini dibuat untuk memenuhi tugas kuliah mereka. Konsep awal Kaskus sebenarnya adalah situs yang mampu mengentaskan dahaga mahasiswa Indonesia di luar negeri akan kampung halaman melalui berita-berita Indonesia. Situs www.kaskus.us pada saat ini dikelola oleh PT. Darta Media Indonesia. Anggotanya, yang pada saat ini berjumlah lebih dari 2.000.000 member, tidak hanya berdomisili dari Indonesia namun tersebar juga hingga negara lainnya. Pengguna Kaskus umumnya berasal dari kalangan remaja hingga orang dewasa.


Kaskus, yang merupakan singkatan dari Kasak Kusuk, bermula dari sekedar hobi dari komunitas kecil yang kemudian berkembang hingga saat ini. Kaskus dikunjungi sedikitnya oleh 600.000 orang, dengan jumlah pageviews melebihi 15.000.000 setiap harinya. Hingga saat ini Kaskus sudah mempunyai lebih dari 200 juta post.


Menurut Alexa.com, pada bulan September 2010 Kaskus berada di peringkat 257 dunia dan menduduki peringkat 6 situs yang paling banyak dikunjungi di Indonesia.


Kaskus Radio merupakan sebuah Radio Internet Indonesia dibawah naungan komunitas kaskus. Kaskus radio yang biasa disingkat KR memiliki lebih dari 20 penyiar. Radio yang memutarkan lagu selama 24 jam ini juga memutarkan lagu dari berbagai bahasa, Inggris, Mandarin, Jepang, Korea, dan masih banyak lagi.


Sejarah


Pada bulan Agustus 2005, PC Magazine Indonesia memberikan penghargaan kepada situs Kaskus sebagai situs terbaik dan komunitas terbesar, kemudian Kaskus terpilih kembali sebagai website terbaik pilihan pembaca PC Magazine pada 2006.


Pada tanggal 23 Mei 2006 manajemen Kaskus terpaksa mengubah domain dari .com menjadi .us, karena penyebaran virus Brontok yang dibuat dengan tujuan menyerang situs-situs besar Indonesia dimana Kaskus masuk dalam target penyerangan.


Awal April 2007, manajemen Kaskus menambah 2 server baru untuk meningkatkan performance situs Kaskus (Dell Server).


Pada Juli 2008, Pengelola Kaskus akhirnya memutuskan untuk mengoperasikan server Kaskus di Indonesia. Untuk keperluan tersebut Kaskus membeli 8 server Dell PowerEdge 2950 dan dioperasikan melalui jaringan open IXP. Akibat dari ini akses Kaskus berlipat ganda dan akhirnya pengelola berencana menambahkan 8 server lagi sehingga total yang akan beroperasi di bulan September adalah 16 server.


Data per September 2010, jumlah server Kaskus sudah berjumlah lebih dari 50 server karena perkembangan yang sangat pesat (pertambahan user rata-rata perhari mencapai kurang lebih 3000 orang).


Serangan DDOS


Pada tanggal 16—17 Mei 2008, Kaskus diserang menggunakan teknik DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) oleh oknum yang diduga berasal dari komunitas YogyaFree. Serangan ini menyebabkan database Kaskus corrupt sehingga administrator terpaksa mengunci thread-thread yang ada.


Penyerangan tersebut diduga terkait dengan peristiwa perusakan (deface) situs YogyaFree beberapa hari sebelumnya. Penyerang yang mengklaim dirinya sebagai salah satu anggota Kaskus juga melontarkan celaan yang bernada mengejek di salah satu bagian forum YogyaFree. Hal tersebut membuat beberapa anggota YogyaFree berang, dan kemudian balik menyerang Kaskus dengan DDoS. Akibatnya, administrator Kaskus terpaksa mematikan server Kaskus (penyerangan mengakibatkan thread-thread yang telah dibuat terpaksa dikunci (lock)).


Perang cyber antara kedua komunitas ini akhirnya selesai ketika kedua pengelola situs menandatangani memorandum online untuk menyudahkan pertikaian di antara keduanya. Pesan tersebut dipampang selama beberapa minggu di halaman situs masing-masing.


Meskipun kerusakan yang ditimbulkan oleh serangan ini cukup berat, administrator Kaskus menjanjikan bahwa Kaskus akan kembali normal pada bulan Juli 2008, seiring dengan diluncurkannya server baru Kaskus di gedung Cyber, Jakarta. Namun, ia juga mengatakan bahwa data-data yang akan dimunculkan kembali adalah data yang dimuat sebelum tahun 2008, sementara data yang dibuat selama tahun 2008 tidak dapat dimunculkan kembali.


UU ITE


Sebelum UU ITE diberlakukan, Kaskus memiliki dua forum kontroversial, BB17 dan Fight Club. BB17 (kependekan dari buka-bukaan 17 tahun) adalah sebuah forum khusus dewasa dimana pengguna dapat berbagi baik gambar maupun cerita dewasa. Sementara itu, Fight Club adalah forum yang dikhususkan sebagai tempat berdebat yang benar-benar bebas tanpa dikontrol. Seringkali masalah yang diperdebatkan berkaitan dengan SARA. Penghinaan terhadap suku dan agama lazim terjadi.


Setelah diberlakukannya UU ITE, Kaskus segera menutup BB17 karena bertentangan dengan UU ITE tentang penyebaran materi pornografi. Fight Club diubah namanya menjadi Debate Club. Fight Club dan Debate Club pada dasarnya memiliki fungsi yang sama sebagai tempat untuk berdebat, hanya saja kontrol di Debate Club diperketat. Setiap thread baru yang dibuat user terlebih dahulu disensor oleh moderator. Bila dianggap tidak layak dan membahas SARA, maka thread itu akan dihapus.


Untuk menghapus citra negatif Kaskus sebagai media underground dan situs porno, Kaskus mengubah tampilannya pada tanggal 17 Agustus 2008. Tampilan baru kaskus dibuat penuh warna. Selain itu, Kaskus juga menambahkan fitur-fitur baru seperti blog dan Kaskus WAP.


KasPay


Ada sebuah layanan terbaru dari situs Kaskus yang menyediakan sistem pembayaran secara online yang disebut KasPay. Layanan tersebut telah diluncurkan pada Jumat 6 November 2009, pada acara Perayaan Ulang Tahun ke-10 Kaskus di Poste, The east building, Kuningan, Jakarta. Layanan transaksi ini dapat digunakan tidak hanya di Kaskus tetapi dapat digunakan terhadap situs-situs lain yang berafiliasi dengan KasPay.


Kaspay akan beroperasi layaknya E-wallet yg akan dijadikan alat untuk transaksi jual beli di seluruh transaksi online. Seluruh proses transaksi KasPay dilakukan melalui transfer sejumlah uang, sehingga aman dari modus penipuan & pemalsuan kartu kredit & keamanan transaksi selalu dipastikan dengan konfirmasi melalui e-mail & catatan transaksi.




Awards


2008 : Microsoft : KASKUS Web Site that recognized as Indonesia Innovative Top Web Site (2008)
2009 : Indosat : KASKUS - The Online Inspiring Award 2009
2010 : Marketeers Award: Greatest Brand of the Decade



SUMBER: KASKUS




Video KASKUS ANTHEMnya Saykoji (Bang Igor):



Istilah/Singkatan yang ada di kaskus atau di internet

Terkadang kita sering bingung sama singkatan-singkatan yang ada di kaskus atau di dunia maya/internet, nah ini ada arti dan penjelasan dari singkatan tersebut :)



IMHO : In My Humble Opinion...alias "ini mah opini saya"
OOT : Out of Topic...alias "gak nyambung sama topik"
OMG = Oh My God
Masbaz = Masih Bazah ( baru dicat )
CMIIW = Correct Me If Iam Wrong 
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
IMHO: in my humble/honest opinion
FYI: for your information
BTW: by the way
GTG: Got to Go
WB: Welcome Back
LoL: Laughing Out Loud
ROFL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing ( ktawa guling2 di lantai )
ASL: Age, Sex, Location
OIC: Oh I See
BRB: Be Right Back
FAQ: Frequent Ask Questions
NP: Now Playing
OOT: Out Of Topic
HTH: Hope This Help
OOP: Out Of Print
Japri: Jalur Pribadi, PM = Private messages
Milis: Mailing List
Re: Reply
Fwd: Forward
ASAP: As Soon As Possible
2: to
b: be
AFAIK: as far as i know
AKA: also known as
ATM: at the moment
B4: before
CFV: call for votes
FWIW: for what it's worth
FYA: for your amusement
GA: go ahead
HHOJ: ha ha only joking
HHOK: ha ha only kidding
HHOS: ha ha only serious
IAE: in any event
IDK: i don't know
IMO:in my opinion
IMNSHO: in my not so humble opinion
IMNERHO: in my not even remotely humble opinion
IOW: in other words
IRL: in real life
IYKWIM: if you know what i mean
JK: just kidding
L8R: later
OTOH: on the other hand
OTTH: on the third hand
RFC: request for comment
RFD: request for discussion
RSN: real soon now
TIA: thanks in advance
TNX: thanks
WRT: With regard/respect to
WYSIWYG: what you see is what you get
YMMV: your mileage may vary
YMMVG: your mileage may vary greatly
CMIIW: correct me if i'am wrong
FYEO : for your eyes only
GPP : ga apa-apa.. 
GRP = Good Reputation Point
BRP = Bad Reputation Point
BTT= Back to topic
momod/mods=moderator
admin/mimin=administrator
YM=yahoo messenger
CCPB = Cara Curang Program Bajakan
TS = Thread Starter
ASAIC = As Soon As I Can
BBL : Be Back Later
BRB : Be Right Back
DOUTH : Do You Think?
F2F : Face To Face
SPS = Speed Posting Society


Tambahan :
TOKBB = Tiap Orang Kan Beda Beda 


Icon/Simbol pada SMS


:-) = smiling
;-) = Kidding Or Teasing
:-D = Laughing
:-I = Determined
|-O = Yawning
:-/ = Sceptical
:-( = Not Happy
>:-( or :-|| = Angry
:-& = Tongue-Tied
:-@ = Shouting Or Screaming
:-C = Disappointed
:'-( = Crying
:-O = WOW!
:-X = Sealed Lips
£-) = Greedy
:-P = Raspberry!
}:-) = Mischievous
O:-) = Angel
:->< = Shocked
:-o zz = Bored
|-I = Sleeping
|-O = Snoring
%-} = Drunk
%+\ = Spaced Out


Singkatan
hbtu : Happy birthday to you
@WRK ; At work (Sedang kerja)
2bctnd ; To be continued. (Bersambung)
2d4 : To die for (Sangat berharga)
2g4u : Too good for you (terlalu bgs u/ mu)
2Ht2Hndl : Too hot to handle. (Tak bisa dipegang)
2l8 : Too late (Terlambat)
2WIMC : To whom it may concern (Kpd yg berkepentingan)
4e : Forever (Selamanya)
4yeo :For your eyes only (Rahasia)




U > You (Kamu)
UR > You are (Kamu)
URT1 > You are the one (kamulah orangnya)
VRI > Very (Sangat)
W4u > Waiting for you (Menantimu)
WAN2 > Want to (Ingin)
WLUMRyMe > Will you marry Me? (Maukah kau menikah denganku?)
WRT > With respect to (Salam hormat untuk)
WUWH : Wish you were here (Andai kau di sini.)
AAM : As a matter of fact. (Sebenarnya.)
ADctd2uv : Addicted to Love (Mabuk kepayang)
AFAIK :As far as I know (Sepanjang pengetahuanku.)
AKA : Also known as (dikenal juga sebagai)
ALlWanIsU : All I want is You (Hanya kau yang kuinginkan)
AML : All my love (Seluruh cintaku)
ASAP : As soon as possible (Secepat mungkin)
ATB : All the best (Yang terbaik)
ATW : At the weekend (Di akhir pekan)
AWHFY : Are we having fun yet (Sudah senang-senang belum?)
B4 : Before (Sebelum)
BBFN : Bye Bye for now. (Sampai jumpa)
BBS : Be back soon (Segera kembali)
BBSD : Be back soon darling (Segera kembali,Sayang)
BCNU : Be seein' you (Sampai nanti)
BF : Boy Friend (Pacar)
BGWM : Be gentle with me (Jangan kasar pdku)
BMW : Be my wife (Maukah kau jadi istriku)
BRB : Be right back (Segera kembali)
BTW : By the way (Omong-omong)
Cm Call me (Telepon aku)
Cu See you (Sampai jumpa)
CUIMD See you in my dreams (Sampai jumpa dalam mimpi)
Cul See you later (Sampai ketemu lagi)
CUL8R See you later (sampai ketemu lagi)
Dk > Don't know (Tak tahu)
Dur? > Do you remember (Kau ingat)
E2eg> Ear to ear grin (Menyeringai lebar)
EOD > End of discussion (Akhir perbincangan)
EOL > End of lecture (Akhir perkuliahan)
F? > Friends (Kawan)
F2F > Face to face (Berhadapan)
F2T > Free to talk (Bebas Bicara)
FITB > Fill in the Blank (Isi titik-titik, isi sendiri bagian yang
kosong)
FYEO > For your eyes only. (Rahasia)
FYA > For your amusement (Untuk senang2)
FYI > For your information (Sebagai informasi)
GF> Girlfirend. (Pacar)
GG => Good Game (Ucapan ketika kedua pihak yang berseteru selesai
melakukan pertandingan)
Gr8 > Great (bagus)
GSOH > Good Salary, Own Home (Gaji OK, punya rumah)
GTSY > Glad to see you (Senang bertemu dgmu)
h2cus > Hope to see you soon (Kuharap kita akan segera bertemu lagi)
H8 > Hate (Benci)
HAGN > Have a good night (Selamat tidur)
HAND > Have a nice day (Selamat bersenang2)
HldMeCls > Hold me close (Peluk aku erat-erat)
Ht4U > Hot for You ("Panas" untukmu)
H&K > Hugs and Kisses (Peluk cium)
IDK => I dont know (Aku tak tahu)
IIRC > If I recall correctly (KL tdk salah ingat)
IMHO => In my humble opinion (Menurutku)
IMI => I mean it (Aku sungguh-sungguh)
ILU > I love You (Aku cinta padamu)
IMBLuv > It must be Love (Ini pasti cinta)
IOW > In other words... (Dengan kata lain.)
IOU => I owe you (Aku berhutang padamu)
IUSS > If you say so (Baiklah)
J4F > Just for fun (Sekedar bersenang-senang)
JFK > Just for kicks (Iseng-iseng)
JstCllMe > Just call Me (Telepon saja aku)
KC > Keep cool (Tetap tenang, jangan langsung marah, dst)
KHUF > know how you feel (aku mengerti perasaanmu)
KIT > Keep in touch (hubungi aku terus)
KOTC > Kiss on the cheek (Cium pipi)
KOTL > Kiss on the lips (Cium bibir)
X! > Typical Woman (Wanita biasa)
X > Kiss (Cium)
XclusvlyUrs > Exclusively Yours (Milikmu seorang)
Y! > Typical Man (Pria biasa)
YBS > You'll be Sorry (Kau akan menyesal)
L8 > Late (Telat, malam)
L8r > Later (Nanti)
Lol > Laughing out loud (Tertawa terbahak-bahak)
LTNC > Long time no see (Lama tak jumpa)
LtsGt2gthr > Lets get together (Kita ketemu yuk)
M$ULkeCrZ > Miss you like Crazy! (Rindu kamu ½ mati)
M8 > Mate (Kawan, pasangan)
MC > Merry Christmas (Selamat Natal)
MGB > May God Bless (Semoga Tuhan Memberkati)
Mob > Mobile (Mobil, bergerak)
MYOB > Mind your own Business (Jangan ikut campur)
NA> No access (Tak blh msk, tak ada akses)
NC> No comment (Tak ada komentar)
NWO > No way out (Tak ada jalan keluar)
O4U > Only for you (Hanya untukmu)
OIC > Oh, I see. (Oh, begitu.)
OTOH > On the other hand (Di sisi lain).
PCM > Please call me (Tolong telepon aku)
PPL > People (Orang-orang)
QT > Cutie (Orang yang Lucu, imut, keren)
R > Are
RMB > Ring my Bell ( tolong ingatkan aku)
ROTFL > Roll on the floor laughing (Tertawa terpingkal-pingkal)
RU? > Are you? (Kamu?)
RUOK? > Are you Ok? (Kamu baik-baik saja?)
SC > Stay cool (Tenanglah.)
SETE > Smiling Ear to Ear (Tersenyum lebar)
SO > Significant Other (Pendamping)
SOL > Sooner or later (Cepat atau lambat)
SME1 > Some One (Seseorang)
SRY > Sorry (Maaf)
SWALK > Sent with a loving Kiss (Dikirim dengan cium mesra)
SWG > Scientific Wild Guess (Tebakan ilmiah
T+ > Think positive (Berpikir positif)
T2ul > Talk to you later (Nt kita bicara lagi ya.)
TDTU > Totally devoted to you (Cinta mati padamu)
Thx > Thanks (Terima kasih)
T2Go > Time to Go (Waktunya berpisah)
TIC > Tongue in Cheek (Ramah)
TMIY > Take me I'm yours (Aku milikmu)
TTFN > Ta ta for now. (Sampai jumpa)
ML = Making Love
WTF = want to find
WTS = want to sell
TY = thanks you
YW = Your Welcome
COD = Cash On Delivery
CBD = Cash Before Delivery 
MaHo = Mana Hostnya = Mana Pembawa Acara / MCnya
MC = Master ceremony
cistik = CYSTG = Can You Solve This Game
DP = Disturbing Picture
KSP = Kritik, Saran, dan Pertanyaan
BP = Berita dan Politik
AMH = Anime Manga Haven
ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor laughing my ass off
maho = manusia homo
males = manusia lesbi
kimpoi = nikah

Alasan Teroris menggunakan senapan serbu AK47

Senjata buatan Uni Sovyet ini sudah banyak penggunanya. Senapan inipun sudah banyak dikenal orang, dari anak kecil hingga dewasa, bahkan senapan ini digemari juga oleh GAM (Gerakan Aceh Merdeka). Di Aceh pun ada semboyan "Satu peluru AK, bisa tembus 10 orang."


Sekarang seiring beralihnya jaman, AK 47pun sangat mudah didapatkan, dari perompak hingga masyarakat luas pun bisa mendapatkannya. Namun mengapa senjata ini sangat digemari?


AK 47 ini dibuat oleh Mikhail Kalashnikov, yang merupakan kepanjangan dari Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947. Senapan ini dibuat untuk tentara Rusia. Senapan ini digemari karena penggunaannya murah, harganya murah, bahkan di Afrika, senapan ini lebih murah dari seekor ayam hidup. Serta senapan ini tahan banting. Bahkan saat perang di Vietnam, senapan ini bisa digunakan walaupun terkubur, terendam lumpur selama berminggu minggu, sehingga para tentara amerika yang senjata M16nya macet mengambil AK47 dari tentara vietnam


Sejak kehancuran Uni Sovyet, penjualan senapan ini sangat tidak terkendali, hingga sang pembuat AK pun menyesal dan berkata "Mengapa AK47 ini tidak saya buat untuk menciptakan mesin pemotong rumput saja"